It's not merely tall. It's wide as well.
Can you imagine if peppers had Olympic Games? The doping committee would be all over this pepper's ass. There would be allegations that it's Miracle Grow was laced with illicit substances and the tabloids would go wild.
There were even two baby peppers growing inside it when I ruthlessly chopped it open but I'll spare you the sight...
Maybe this pepper was a mole on the jolly green giant?
Think about it...
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