I've got nuthin'...
I do, however, have stale forgotten cookies in my fridge.
How sad is that?
In a weird sort of way it kind of sums up how I feel right now.
After a lifetime of low blood pressure I now have high blood pressure and I gained another 1/2 pound.
And therapy was confusing. But good. Maybe. I think.
BAKING IS SO MUCH SIMPLER!!!!
And to top it off I've got 2 effing cystic pimples on the side of my face. They freakin' hurt and I really didn't need any more reasons to feel self conscious. THANK YOU UNIVERSE. I thought I was done with these goddamn bumps of despair but I get them whenever my hormones go out of whack. Fuckers.
That's right. You heard me.
FYI, the butter cookie recipe I posted is good but after a week they're dry and less than appetizing.